Un-politically correct lines
My sleepy mind is now getting radical. Here are some lines I just thought about while preparing myself into to slumberdom:
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If drug products can have it, why not end a political infoad with “No approved therapeutic claims” as well? Makes sense, right?
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It’s high time we start every political TV shows with, “Voter discretion is advised.”
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“Vote moderately.” Whatever.
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If a candidate shamelessly decides to make a movie out of himself, then including these lines in the ending credit might just be appropriate: “Any resemblance to a saint, prophet, or a divine being is purely coincidental and most likely were just due to the intent of the character to be depicted as such.”
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Surgeon general warning: “Voting, if unwisely, is dangerous to your health.”
These are all for now. Can you think of more?
Mood: 4/10 Honks! (sleepy, sleepy, sleepy)
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Warning: Muting is advisable. Listening to political noise can be damaging to your good judgment.
Or perhaps:
Disclaimer: Any resemblance to the truth in this paid political advertisement is strictly coincidental. We apologize for the slip up.
@Les,
*LOL* That’s hilarious. Thanks for sharing. (and thanks for pointing out the typo)