Bread is Bad

What did the loaf say after smelling his mouth in the morning? “I need to brush, I think I have a bad bread.”

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A recent article released by BBC news says that experts now believe that bread could be bad. Well, I say if it has a burger patty with cheese in it every time you eat it then it’s going to be really bad.

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Mood: 3/10 Honks! (First week at home of the calico cat.)