Here’s a Briefer for Doomsday

Protect your precious head. Wear brief.

Here are top 5 reasons why you need briefs on doomsday:

1. Briefs can be used as masks (as illustrated).

2. Briefs can be good coffee filters (need I say preferably new ones?).

3. And depending on how you’ve stretched it, brief garters can be used to make slingshots;

4. But if you’ve ‘baconed’ them out, nobody would care so don’t throw them away. At least you won’t die naked.

5. Of course, other than being naked, you can call attention by having red and yellow briefs to create a semaphore flag.

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Mood: 3/10 Honks! (It’s not the end of the world that’s killing me, it’s boredom…and lack of sleep.)

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Author: crisn

I'm Cris Nacionales from the Philippines.

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